My mother used to call going pee - having to 'tinkle', and going poo,
having to make a 'bm'. Now I work for IBM and it always make me
laugh when I say it. Thanks Mom!
A childhood belief about weeing and pooing

others believed things like this
- I thought that when the lights went out, putting a candle behind the tv would make it work :)— Ricky
- When I was little I believed little men and little women worked inside my body to make everything work.— Ashley
- I thought Pink's "You make me sick" was "you make me sick, you make me look like a candlestick" LOL— Rice
- When I was younger I asked my parents:
"If bees make honey, do flys make marmalade?"— Mike - I used to believe that the saying "2 wrongs don't make a right" was "2 wongs don't make a white"Anon
- My mother used to call my behind "a paw paw" and for many years I refused to eat paw paws (papayas)— Garth