My six year-old cousin thought that virgins were people who went to Church, and went around declaring that she wasn't a virgin.
A childhood belief about church

others believed things like this
- My 5-year old cousin used to believe the garbagemen were stealing their trash.Anon
- My five-year-old cousin thinks that his parents purchased him from Wal-Mart.Anon
- I once was told that ONLY virgins get acne. After sex, no new pimples grow. I believed that.— MD Caruso
- I used to think that church songs were pop music. Well, we did sing them in church every week...— Roxy
- As a child I went to a prodestant church, but I used to tell people that I was a pedestrian.— Megan
- I thought the Virgin Islands were owned by Richard Branson until I was 24. — LJ