Until I was 9, I was absolutely convinced that I had a penis [I'm a girl]. Now, I had seen naked babies before, so I knew that mine wasn't in my crotch. I thought I had a secret, hidden penis somewhere, and if I could just find it I'd be able to play with the boys and not be laughed at.
I could never understand why people would laugh so hard when I told them that I DID have a penis, I just lost it and needed to find it again! After all, they were girls and so had secret penises, too- they obviously just weren't looking hard enough!
A childhood belief about rude bits
others believed things like this
- I used to believe that condoms were weared by girls and boys
both. And they both have penisAnon - I used to think that Frankie Avalon sang, "Hey Penis, Oh, penis..." instead of "Hey Venus."Anon
- I used to believe that gay sex involved a man sticking his penis inside another man's penis.Anon
- when i was little i thought my penis was a gun just in case i needed it— SERASDFE
- I used to believe that gay guys had sex by sticking their penis in the other's penis.— Fanbrat
- i used to believe that i needed to have sex before i was 15 or else my penis would fall off— jarid