When I was young I used to think that a urologist was "your ologist". This created conversations such as "He's a urologist" "My ologist?" "No, a urologist" "I know, my ologist". This would go on for at least five minutes.
A childhood belief about work

others believed things like this
- I used to think that teenagers had really interesting conversations.— Nathan
- Thunders are created because of the collision of cloudsAnon
- I was certain that rain was created by God having a pee and flushing his huge toilet above us— Emma H
- I used to believe that the Lehigh tunnel in Pennsylvania was created by Superman.— Holz
- I used to believe that wind was created by the trees, that it came out of the ends of their branches. — STeve
- I used to believe that albatrosses were a fictional species created for the Disney movie "The Rescuers"Anon