I used to live next to a sattelite store when I was younger. They had a huge advertisement that said " We Do Dishes!" One day my mom and I were walking past it and I told her we should take them our dirty dishes and have them clean them instead of me and my siblings. She explained to me what it really meant and I was kind of upset because that meant I still had to do the dishes.
I still laugh to myslef everytime I pass that advertisement...
A childhood belief about going shopping

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that sattelite dishes were used to shot down falling meteors that fell to earth.Anon
- I used to think that satellites were launched from satellite dishes.— Mike
- When I was young I used to believe that when it is raining God is crying or washing dishes.Anon
- I used to believe the Do Not Pass signs on the roads meant you were'nt aloud to pass the sign. I was 14.Anon
- i used to believe that sex meant love and that having sex meant the two people would live happily ever after.— amy
- when i was younger i thought ac/dc's dirty deeds (done dirt cheap), was dirty knees and the thunder cheeks.— S