Once, at fifth grade party the other guys were talking about masturating and blow jobs. Not wanting to be left out of the conversation I told them that I too had gotten a blow job before. At this time I thought blow job meant erection. They proceeded to ask me who gave me one and laughed when I told them.
A childhood belief about oral sex

others believed things like this
- I was told in first grade that if you fart burp and sneeze at the same time you would blow up— bob doodle
- I used to think that if you didn't blow your nose and just sniffed the snot up, you head would blow up.Anon
- I used to think that blow-jobs happened when you got fired from a job— MeGaN
- I used to think blow jobs were when you held a penis and blew on it. Of course this was when I was 12.— Marisa
- i used to believe that a blow job was when you got payed to blow up ballowns— blown away
- I thought if something was radioactive it meant if you turn on a radio near it it would blow up— Nate