When I was younger I sneaked a read at a very old book on sex my aunt had in her garage (it was published in the '30's) It said that masturbation could lead to insanity, and that it could be detected in the urine. I was scared to death when my doctor asked for a urine sample before my appendectomy. Parents: Let's don't fill our kids with such garbage!
A childhood belief about rude bits
others believed things like this
- When I was little I thought that my urine was stored in my scrotum until I needed to wee.— Bryan
- I used to think that tampons were meant to absorb women's urine so they wouldn't have to go to the bathroom.— Koyaanisqatsi
- I used to believe that my urine was a super fertilizer - peeing on plants made them grow.— Andrew C
- i knew that if you ate beets your urine would turn pink and i thought if it was pink, then you could drink it.— JP
- I used to believe that monsters lived in my toilet and they ate my poop and urine when i flushed the toilet.Anon
- I used to think that if you had a garage sale that meant you were selling the garage!— ~Curtis~