When I was a kid, for breakfast I'd usually have cereal in milk. I used to hate milk, so I kept asking for cereal in orange juice instead since I loved OJ. I always thought my parents didn't give me it because milk is more healthy for me. Turns out they didn't give the cereal and OJ because it's disgusting. I eventually learned that the hard way. Cap'n Crunch and OJ sounded good at the time...
A childhood belief about nasty food

others believed things like this
- I used to think that when you poured milk into your cereal, the cereal multiplied.— Allen
- I thought that the song "Built this City" by starship went as follows. "Milk and Cereal, Rock and Roll"Anon
- When I was a kid I believed that if I ate cereal I would be a cereal killer.Anon
- I didn't believe that a cow's milk and the milk in the fridge were at all related!Anon
- I used to think that serial killers were "cereal killers" and would kill you by poisoning you cereal.— Jello
- When we were little my sister thought if you mixed cow’s milk and water you’d get goat’s milkAnon