I thought for years that the chorus to Madonna's "Papa Don't Preach" were "If Papa don't breathe-I'm in trouble."
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that Madonna's Papa don't preach was pop-a-long priest— Mark "lyric master" Rowbowtohme
- When I was eight, I loved Madonna's "Papadompe Beach." Didn't get why she was in trouble, though....— tncatboy
- I use to believe that a "Prima Donna" was "Pre-Madonna"---someone before Madonna's time.
— Lacey S - When Madonna sang "let the choir sing" in "Like a Prayer", I thought she was singing "love by proxy"— Kristen
- I thought that "Doube Bubble Toil and Trouble" was "Doube Bubble, Toilet Trouble" Anon
- When I was younger, I saw Madonna's video for "Material Girl". I thought she was singing "I'm a Cheerio Girl"!— Greg