Back when my brother was about 7 or 8 he was playing "horse" out in the yard with his friend in our basketball net. Once his friend had missed three shots and had gotten, H, O and R, my brother exclaimed to my mother "Look! He's a hor!" (pronouncing it as whore)
my mother got embarassed and asked what it meant...after realizing it was just the game, she never said anything else
A childhood belief about swearing

others believed things like this
- My dad told me that playing basketball makes you taller. Basketball players are tall, so I believed him.Anon
- My little brother once asked my mother when we past a couple of factories.. if the factories made clouds— nicky
- When I was younger, I think i can change my brother with a friend— Mbaclé du 55
- when i was a kid my mother told me that when the ice cream man was playing his music he was out of ice cream— Lynnzea
- My friend's mom told my friend's little sister thatI when a dog died, it went to a retirement home.— ellen
- When I was little, my dad had a friend named Scott. I thought my dad's friend was the king of Scotland— Uhhh....