I use to think that penis' looked like wrinkly sausages because I would see my mom's friend's son naked when he was 4 or 5. I thought penis' looked like that forever. I also thought that balls were literally 2 separate balls hanging down behind the penis.
A childhood belief about rude bits

others believed things like this
- I used to think that Frankie Avalon sang, "Hey Penis, Oh, penis..." instead of "Hey Venus."Anon
- I used to believe that gay sex involved a man sticking his penis inside another man's penis.Anon
- I used to believe that gay guys had sex by sticking their penis in the other's penis.— Fanbrat
- I used to think that girls had "balls" and not boys, and the "balls" were slang for breastsAnon
- i always thought it was Grape Balls of Fire instead of Great Balls of Fire— Courtney
- a friend of my little sister's had 4 older brothers, so she thought that when you got older you grew a penis!Anon