When I asked my mother if I would have more siblings, she explained that my father had an operation so she wouldn't get pregnant anymore. I assumed she had his penis cut off.
A childhood belief about rude bits

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that if I ate pieces of bread it would soak up my pee and I wouldn't have to pee anymore.— Anna
- I knew someone who thought condoms were so that the MEN wouldn't get pregnant!Anon
- i thought - when i was pregnant - i could dye my hair blond, and my baby wouldn´t be brunette as i am.— judi (peru)
- I used to believe that if you died you could have 'an operation' to bring you back to life. — Mikey
- My little sister used to believe that a mullet was the "hair transplant" operation that balding men get.— Sarah's Sister
- i used to believe that mother and father didn't sleeped— yacine.tah du 91