As I was the oldest, it was my job to warn my siblings of possible dangers around them. One day, mom took us all to the zoo, and we were excited that we were nearing the monkey house. On the way, I explained that the red-assed baboons could breath fire. Mom couldn't understand why the other kids suddenly wanted to leave and got hysterical when we got to the baboon cage. It helped that one of the baboons was throwing a tantrum and screaming. Which made my siblings start screaming, too. Classic.
A childhood belief about general

others believed things like this
- I used to believe you had to marry your siblings when you grew up.— Cade Whitbourn
- My siblings told me that if I ate too much cheese, I'd turn into a cow. I believed them.— Sophie
- When my dad was little his older siblings convinced him that there were flocks of flying turtles.— Anonymous
- I totally believed my siblings when they told me the family was aliens and had a space ship in the garage.— cully
- Mom couldn't understand why at dinner time I wanted Chicken Pox.— Kristin
- I don't know why. But I always ran away screaming after the toilet flushed.— Bijan