When i was little, I did not understand the concept of puberty, so I thought a girl's breasts would grow overnight. I was a modest child, so one day i said to my mother, "Mommy, will you promise me that you won't clap when my boobs grow?"
A childhood belief about rude bits

others believed things like this
- when i was about 4 or 5, i believed that if i pulled on my nipples, i'd grow up and have big boobs.
— JW - I used to believe that if I fell asleep lying on my front that my boobs wouldn't grow. And they didn't.— Booey
- i thought that when it was your birthday you grow and then you didn't grow until a years time.— hello
- When I was little, I couldn't wait to grow up so I could grow a mustache. I am female.— Laura
- im a girl and i used to think my mom had a penis and i would eventually grow my ownAnon
- i used to think that if a girl and a boy peed in the same toilet a baby would grow in it.— hip hip