I thought the bible was an old bloke that worked at Ebenezer Methodist Church (like the caretaker), who kept saying wise things that were then relayed to us by our Sunday School teachers.
A childhood belief about church
others believed things like this
- I believed that our teachers lived at school. They were teachers--they had no reason to leave :)(Anon
- When I was a kid, I believed that bible school was "beauty school", and called it that all the time.— Dana
- when i first started school i thought the teachers lived in the school and slept on the tables.— emma
- I thought all the teachers slept at school.— Ryan
- I thought all teachers in school were married to each otherAnon
- i used to believe that if i wasn,t at school the teachers would expell me from that school!!— sciver