When I was younger, I didn't know there's such a thing as testicles - I thought males only have penises and nothing else.
Now the first shock: I'm a boy.
Then the second shock: I'M TELLING TRUTH!
A childhood belief about rude bits

others believed things like this
- I used to think that bath beads were candy until I bit into one! What a shock that it was soap!— ~K~
- i believe that using gold give electric shock at the time of lightning.so i didnot wear gold when rain starts.— asi18
- When I was younger I thought men had two penises, one for peeing and one for having sex.Anon
- I used to confuse tentacles and testicles when I was younger. It was funny— Chelsea
- when i was younger i believed that when two guys had sex they would sword fight with their penisesAnon
- I thought that all cats were the females, and that the dogs were the males.— opps guess not