when i was like 6 or 7 we went to this health fair and kids that age like balloons...well i picked up what i thought were balloons (after a few tries because the lady would not let me have them) i brought them hope and asked my mom to open the package....she laughed because what i thought were balloons were actually condoms.....explains everything..
A childhood belief about condoms

others believed things like this
- When I was 8 or so, I thought that condoms were just high tech balloons.— Jess
- I used to believe that condoms were rare expensive water balloons— Andrea
- I used to think that condoms were those special balloons clowns manipulate, turning them into poodles and such— Ai
- I used to think condoms were meant to be solid, instead of rubber or elastic, like unblown balloons.— Natasha
- When I was a kid, I thought the stars in the sky at night, were the balloons people let go.— Lisa
- I used to let go all my balloons so my great grandma would get it in heaven— lissa