my mum always told me that if i sat on the toilet for too long reading books that a piece of skin would grow across my butt and i would never be able to poop again
A childhood belief about weeing and pooing

others believed things like this
- My poop was always around the same color as my skin so I assumed white people's poop was white.— jaycee
- i used to think that your butt cheeks is where your poop was stored. Anon
- I used to be scared that if I chewed my cuticles and swallowed a piece of skin, I would become a cannibal. Anon
- I used to believe that monsters lived in my toilet and they ate my poop and urine when i flushed the toilet.Anon
- i used to think there were little mini oompa loompas inside of me that pushed the poop out of my buttAnon
- I used to believe that crocodiles lived in the toilet and would bite my butt when I had to go to the loo.— Oz