Up until about kindergarten, I took a crap sitting facing the toilet tank. I believed that if I din't sit in this position, something horible would hapen to me.
A childhood belief about weeing and pooing

others believed things like this
- I used to think that the TV show "Shark Tank" involved actual sharks in a tank.Anon
- After seeing Thomas the Tank Engine, I believed that all the locomotives in the world had a face.— Joe
- I used to think you could get pregnant by sitting on a toilet seat.— Lisa
- I used to think that my dad was "smoking pot" when he would smoke his pipe while sitting on the toilet. Anon
- when i was in kindergarten i believed that abe lincoln was buried in a cabin and not a coffin— lisa
- When I was little, I used to think that whatever direction I was facing was north.Anon