I used to belive oral sex meant having sex by yourself then i figured out that it's impossible to have sex by yourself
A childhood belief about oral sex

others believed things like this
- I believed that oral contraception meant talking your way out of it x]— Stupid
- When I was in sixth grade I thought that "oral" sex meant talking about sex.— Duh
- I believed that oral sex was people having sex in space.
I think I got 'oral' mixed up with 'astral'— PinkPanther - I used to belive that when ever somebody did grafiti that meant they did drugs.— none of ur business
- I used to believe that it was impossible to survive cancer.Anon
- For a long time I believed it was impossible to have sex unless the man was on the top. Anon