I used to believe circumcision was when a boy went to pee in the toilet and his penis would fall apart into pieces and he could only fix it if the doctor sewed it back together.
A childhood belief about rude bits

others believed things like this
- i used to believe that i needed to have sex before i was 15 or else my penis would fall off— jarid
- Circumcision meant getting your dick and testicles cut off— John
- that we celebrate New Year's because it is the day that Jesus had his brit (circumcision)Anon
- I used to think circumcision was a violent procedure performed on boys if they'd been "bad". — Tufty
- I used to believe that babies came out through the mother's belly and they sewed up the stomach afterwards.— Lucy
- i used to believe a dildo was a thing that people sewed on when their thingy fell off.Anon