I used to believe that "human beings" were called "human beans" and I always pictured big green beans getting on a plane!
A childhood belief about speaking

others believed things like this
- I used to think people were called "human beans".— Dave
- I used to believe that all of the human beings were Gods little dolls.— Danielle
- i used to believe that the voices in my head are actual human beings.Anon
- when i was little i used to think i was the only human and everyone else were robots trying to act human.— Spikey
- I used to call the rays of light from the sun "sun BEANS". That's what it sounded like to me.Anon
- That baked beans were made of pasta! Spaghetti is?!Anon