When I was eight I used to think that in order to get a girl pregnant, you had to pee insider of her. I had no concept of what an actual orgasm was. This led me to be supremely confident in my ability to impregnate women, as I considered myself a masterful urinator at this point.
A childhood belief about getting pregnant

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that there was an actual point where I became a grownup.Anon
- I thought pads sucked blood from women. It wasn't until later in life that I knew their actual purposeAnon
- I used to believe that women got pregnant just by kissing. — Lisa
- i used to believe that women got pregnant from kissing.— tripod tod
- i used to believe women got pregnant only after marriage by act of God. Anon
- I used to believe that a women gets pregnant my kissing a man. — Shea