I once was at a friend's house and we were going to go to the grocery store. So we were perusing the ads and reading the big deals on food for the day. It was that day when I first realized that meat was not sold in units known as "libs", as my friend's father calmly explained to me. In fact, "lbs." was short for pounds (and I still don't understand why).
A childhood belief about reading

others believed things like this
- for some time I used to think that at a drug store people really sold drugs.— NEO_ryu
- When you are very poor you "can't make end's meat." End's meat is some sort of cheap very low quality meat.— Betty
- one of my friend's was told by his father that if you didn't turn mirrors over the reflection would run out.— pri
- My friend Rod hates any kind of meringue pie because when he was 6 his father told him it was cow slobber.— Sean
- When I was little I thought "Pencilvania" was a huge store that sold pencils and nothing but pencils.— Tim
- My dad's friend's name is Mac. I used to think his name was short for Macadamia(as in macadamia nut) Anon