I heard this one from my friend recently. She has a five year old girl named Lola. Lola overheard my friend talking about her step daughter and how she had to go "away for awhile" because she had " a lot of issues". Lola promptly went upstairs where the stepdaughter was packing and when she was finished Lola told her not to forget to pack her issues.
A childhood belief about speaking

others believed things like this
- When I was little, my dad had a friend named Scott. I thought my dad's friend was the king of Scotland— Uhhh....
- Until recently, my friend believed that Richard Starkey was the fifth Beatle.— Spook
- My friend's mom told my friend's little sister thatI when a dog died, it went to a retirement home.— ellen
- My little sister's imaginary friend was Kit the talking car from that show Knight Rider.Anon
- "dildo is an extinct bird"
my 18 year old friend fell for that.— pebblezzz - I used to have an imaginary friend named Mr. Nobody. He would protect me from my imaginary enemy, Bad Elmer.— Kdees