I always thought the song 'goin to the chapel and we're gonna get married...' was
'WE'RE GOIN TO STAPLES AND WE'RE GONNA GET HAIRY!!!'
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- i used to believe that if someone take his bath with a hair shampoo, their body will become hairy.— roslin
- My mum always told me to stop chewing my hair or else i would get a hairy chest! hee, hee! x— Kirsty
- i used to believe nuns were married to jesus and priests were married to mary.— sunshine
- Did anyone else sing "Hark, the hairy angels sing"?— Jill
- When I first heard Bruce Springsteen's song, "Born in the USA," I thought that the song was "Porn in the USA"Anon
- I thought all teachers in school were married to each otherAnon