I was sitting at the bus one day, thinking about this site actually, and how I never really misheard lyrics. Then "Don't stop 'til you get enough " By Michael(The infamous) Jackson came on my cell-phone radio. I was happily singing along until it occurred to me that the lyrics to that probably wasn't:
"Keep on at the postoffice
Don't stop 'til you get enough"
I've since looked them up and it's:
"Keep On With The Force Don't Stop
Don't Stop 'Til You Get Enough"
It's too bad. That would have been a great anthem for all the disgruntled postal workers out there.
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- I thought if 3 cards stopped at a 3-way stop sign then they had to stop forever until Christmas.Anon
- When I was young, I used to belive that
if you pushed the stop button in the bus it would stop for good.— Tom (Norway) - i used to believe (when i was little) i could make the wind stop and start by saying, "stop" and "start"— Ali
- I used to believe that once you get older you stop farting.Anon
- I still believe that if I really concentrate, I can stop my heart from beating.— Patrick
- I used to believe that the sky had stop lights and road signs floating about for the airplanes.
— LoonaSM's