When I was around 5 or 6, I remember telling everyone that since my grandma was dead, she was therefore allergic to being alive.
A childhood belief about people

others believed things like this
- I used to think I was allergic to spoons (what a spoon!)— Sally
- I used to believe that I was allergic to the sun, because whenever I looked at it, I would sneeze.— John 117
- I used to believe that a street sign that read "Dead End" meant that there were dead people buried there.Anon
- Does anybody remember that song "OUT OF REACH" well i remember i used to sing it as "BATTEERRRRYYY". — meeeeeeeee
- i found out that the people on tv were alive when i was eight.— mursem
- I used to think my grandma was THE Mary Poppins.Anon