I used mess up almost all nurser rhymes, Like. Mary Had A Little Lamb. I used to think her fleas were white as snow.
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- When I was a kid I thought Mary had a little lamb whose FLEAS were white as snow.— jen
- I used to believe that flea markets were a place people sold fleas, or the place was infested with fleas— Kelley
- Brown or otherwise non-white snow was snowman poop. My kids believe it too!— Dellio
- i was convinced that snow was pink, i was devastated the first i saw real snow.Anon
- -nursery rhymes-
i used to believe that cows could jump over the moon when I was a kid.— Aloysius - I used to think the Flea Markets actually sold fleas...Anon