I used to believe that when it rained, GOD was peeing, and when it thundered, GOD was angry.
A childhood belief about weather

others believed things like this
- i used to belive that when it rained god was peeing and when it thundered he was farting!!! — Kristalyn
- Every time it thundered and rained I used to believe that God was passing wind and "peeing"!Anon
- when I was a kid, I used to believe that when thundered, it was because god was angry— deividi brasil br locao
- I use to believe that when it rained, it was actually God peeing on us because he was mad at the world— Orejita0925
- When I was young I used to believe that when it rained, God was peeing on the Earth. My grandma got mad.— Tim
- I used to believe that God was angry with my mom when her laundry got rained on. (I was only 3 or 4).— Morgan Prior