I always thought the childrens song here comes the bride had i line that said "all dressed and WIDE." I thought it was a fat bride.
I just resently realized that its All dressed in WHITE, and i'm 17 now
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- When I was little *I thought that if I dressed in all white I would become invisible.Sadly,I wasn't.XP— Kiki
- i thought that if i dressed in my holly hobby doll's clothes, no one would be able to find me.— pikl
- when i was a little girl i thought God looked like my grandma and dressed like the statue of liberty. Anon
- I used to believe that child line sold childrens toys— Gayle
- i used to believe that the people on TV could see me. i never watched tv without getting dressed first!— Katy
- When I was a kid I used to believe that cartoons were people dressed up in special costumes.— Sarah-Jane