I used to be convinced that rain happened when God was taking a shower; snow happened when God had dandruff; lightning was when the lightbulbs in God's house burned out, and the following thunder was when God got angry because the lights had gone out and then growled (or something like that) at them.
A childhood belief about weather
others believed things like this
- I used to believe that thunder happened when God was bowling. Lightning meant he made a strike!Anon
- I was convinced that thunder and lightning could wake up volcanos.— leticia
- My sister told me that snow was God's dandruff.— Erin
- i believed that thunder and lightning came out of the alley across the street from my house.Anon
- i was convinced that snow was pink, i was devastated the first i saw real snow.Anon
- I used to think that snow was rain still in the bag.— Robert