My mother was going to have a friend over who was a recovering alcoholic. The day before, she warned my father, "Whatever you do, don't offer her a drink." The next day, my father wasn't home. When the firend arrived, my mom asked me, "Won't you get Mrs. X a nice glass of lemonade?" and I immediately responded: "But mommy, you said we weren't supposed to let her drink anything!"
A childhood belief about drinks
others believed things like this
- When I was a child my father warned me that if i picked my nose, my eye would fall out!— ras
- I used to think that if you mixed a diet drink with a regular drink, it would explode. Anon
- Up until I was about seven, I thought soda pop was alcoholic and that's why kids weren't allowed it.Anon
- My friend told me you have to drink milk to get boobs LOOL— Roxanne
- I used to believe you could pour lemonade in a pan, put it in the oven and make lemonade cake.— wumpmugg
- When i was child, i used to think my father was my father christmas.— BeB's