My mom used to tell me that when the people on the news said 'goodnight' they were talking to children and it meant that I *had* to go to bed.
A childhood belief about tv shows

others believed things like this
- I used to think that only grown ups were "people".Children to me were no people ,they were just children.— Minny
- The line 'The dark sacred night' in What A Wonderful World is actually 'The dogs say goodnight'...— rebecca
- i used to believe that sex meant love and that having sex meant the two people would live happily ever after.— amy
- I was convinced that children weren't humans, only adults were, children were a total different race!— Leda
- I used to think Kenny Rogers had 400 children and a crop in the field. Rather than 4 hungry children.Anon
- I used to believe the people of television were talking to me alone !— Margaux, a French student in eighth grade