I thought that, in Kelly Clarkson's "Behind These Hazel Eyes" where she goes, "You won't get to see the tears I cry" that she was saying "Dude, why can't you see the tears I cry?"
Now keep in mind that I also thought that in "Dip It Low" by Christina Milian, that when she said "I'mma show you how to make your man say...OH!" That she said, "I'mma show you how to make it medicine...OH!"
I needed my ears cleaned. x]
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that if you used the kids' shampoos that said 'no tears' it would make you happy.— Emmy
- in the song "show me heaven" i used to sing "make me breakfast" instead of "leave me breathless"Anon
- I used to believe rain were God's tears— Joy
- My Aunt used to tell me that if I cried too much, I would run out of tears.— Peter
- I didn't mind eating lambs brains when I was a kid because I thought it would make me smart.Anon
- My sister used to sing Kylie's "cheese on my pillow", somehow tears works better.— Tom