When I was 8 I was a pretty smart child. I understood almost everything and I knew alot about sex and all that. I overheard people talkin bout putting condoms on their cocks. I thought they meant chickens and supposed it was somethin like an umbrella. when my mum asked me infront of a very jelaous cousin what´s a condom I said: It´s a chickens umbrella.
A childhood belief about condoms
others believed things like this
- I used to believe that chickens reproduced A sexually and that roosters were just handicapped chickens. — Teena Strang
- I used to believe i could float away by opening up an umbrella on a sunny day.— Lecia
- i thought chickens laid peanuts.
— pikl - when i was about 7 years old i once thought that chickens had lips. thats it!Anon
- My partner's Mum thought that pigs layed sausages just like chickens lay eggs.— Bunny
- I used to think that turkeys were male chickens. Don't know why, but I did.— Felicia