when I was little I thought the George Michael song "you got to have Faith" was a song about cheese, because when I heard it in my little 5 year old ears I heard "you got to have feta, feta, feta" instead of "you got to have faith, faith, faith"
it made sense to me at the time.....but I still hear feta to this day
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- In a religious song, instead of “Jesus Christ” I heard “Cheese is Prize”— EJ
- When I first heard Bruce Springsteen's song, "Born in the USA," I thought that the song was "Porn in the USA"Anon
- i thaught the michael jackson song billy jean song said Janet's not my son Anon
- At the time I thought the moon was made of cheese and with oceans of cheese— 123
- When I first heard the song "Constant Craving" by KD Lang, I thought she was singing "God save gravy."Anon
- I heard the song about Heaven being a place where nothing ever happened and thought, "What a boring place."Anon