You know the song- By the Light of the Silvery Moon?
When I was little I thought the words were:
By the light,
Of the celery moon
I like to spoon
with my honey and prune love stew!
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that Moon is the kid of Sun, because it has less light and Moon smiles with kids. — Syed Arbab Ahmed
- When I was little I thought that a honeymoon was when the Husband and wife went to the moon and eat honey.— AmAnDa
- i used to think that the moon would follow you in the car, also that it looked like a half moon.— natalie k
- The song 'there's a bad moon out to night.' i thought they were saying 'there's a bathroom on the right.'— kim in alabama
- I always saw a crocodile on the moon, none of this man-in-the-moon nonsenseAnon
- My mom used to think the song "Theres a bad moon on the rise" actully said "Theres a bathroom on the right."— MacKenzie