A childhood belief about oral sex

I WASN'T a little girl I was 20 years old and I just had my first child at the hospital when the nurse gave me and my husband our exit instructions about the care of myself and my baby.

WELL....the nurse told us not to have sex until at least after our 6 week check up. I told her not to worry we would just have ORAL sex. My husband stood up fast and reached for my glass of water and the nurse looked at me for a moment and said ....ok fine and proceeded with her instructions.

NOT until after the nurse left did my husband ask me why in the world would I say such a thing...?

I said oral sex means kissing and making out doesn't it? You know like oral hygiene, oral tooth decay... stuff like that.

He said with a loud laugh NO, NO, NO that is not what it means and explained to me what it really meant.. Boy was I red in the face.

Now I think about that time and I crack up laughing to myself. What a dimwhit!