i used to believe that men had three penises, instead of 1 and two balls
A childhood belief about rude bits

others believed things like this
- I used to think that girls had "balls" and not boys, and the "balls" were slang for breastsAnon
- i always thought it was Grape Balls of Fire instead of Great Balls of Fire— Courtney
- I used to believe ghurkins were mouldy penises— bubz
- I used to think that hot dogs were made from boys' penises.— never eating hot dogs again
- When I was younger I thought men had two penises, one for peeing and one for having sex.Anon
- I used to think that women had penises, but that they were just hairier than mens'.— Ameeratron