Okay, I have two misheard lyrics. I just realized I was singing them wrong only a few months ago. XD Okay, the first one is:
In the song "Lying From You" the lyrics go:
"I'd rather be all alone"
I heard: "I'd rather bake all alone". XD
Okay, the second one is in the song "Hit The Floor"
The real lyrics are "Making your heart stop"
I thought it was: "Thinkin' your hot stuff" XD I guess it makes sense.
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- My mum always thought the lyrics to macy grays song was i try to say goodbye to my chook.— alana
- When I first heard Stawberry Fields Forever, I misheard the lyrics as Strawberry Fields For Trevor.— Matt
- Actual lyrics: "I've never been your beast of burden"
My lyrics: "I've never been your big suburban"
— Big Suburban - in the song with the lyrics "take your passion" my sister used to always think it was "take your pants off"— Steped
- i believed that michelle gayle's sweetness song contained the lyrics shade in sheep shit!— andrew
- The song called heart of glass mixed me up as a kid. I heard "Heart and ass". — oops