When i was in elementary school we always had to sing O Canada in the beginning of the day.the last line is 'we stand on guard for thee'. for some strange reason i thought it was 'we stand on one foot eeeee' so at the end i would always stand on on foot.
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics
others believed things like this
- I used to think that adam and the ants' stand and deliver was 'stand in your liver'.....— wook
- if you stand on your nose and sing the blues you wont get hiccups for a month.Anon
- When I was little, I thought that since boys stood up to pee, they could stand up to poop.— Lacey
- When I was a kid, I used to believe that when people died, they would stand up and walk to their own graves.— Mark (england)
- I used to think that "No standing signs" meant that you weren't allowed to actually stand in the area!Anon
- When I was a child I used to believe that stand up pianos actually told jokes as well as playing music.— L MAN