I thought Madonna's song "Papa Don't Preach" was a complicated metaphor about something I didn't understand (but definitely NOT about keeping an actual baby).
A childhood belief about songs

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that Madonna's Papa don't preach was pop-a-long priest— Mark "lyric master" Rowbowtohme
- I use to believe that a "Prima Donna" was "Pre-Madonna"---someone before Madonna's time.
— Lacey S - I thought baby back ribs were from actual babiesAnon
- When I was eight, I loved Madonna's "Papadompe Beach." Didn't get why she was in trouble, though....— tncatboy
- I thought my aunt was Tina Turner actually, but she is keeping this as a secret...
— sel - I used to think that a con artist was someone who was really good at making complicated art.Anon