I used to believe i could pee standing up... so one morning i made a mess, and discovered that not everybody could do it
A childhood belief about weeing and pooing

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that since guys peed while standing up, then they must poo while standing up too.— Stupid girl
- When I was little my sister told me that if I put a C.D. in the wrong case, it would mess up the C.D.'s songs.— Torrie
- I used to believe my middle name was and. At age 12, I discovered that it was actually "ann".Anon
- My dad used to say that if you ate standing up, then all the food would go to your big toe.Anon
- I used to think it was possible for girls to pee standing up. I even tried.Anon
- That is was a "standing obation" not "ovation"— Robin