My 9 year old cousin asked me what was a douche? I told him it was something to clean the wax out of your ear with.
A childhood belief about periods

others believed things like this
- My 5-year old cousin used to believe the garbagemen were stealing their trash.Anon
- My cousin's mom told my cousin that pop makes you short. He probably believed it.— Molly
- My five-year-old cousin thinks that his parents purchased him from Wal-Mart.Anon
- my older brother told me that if i didnt clean every bit of dirt out of the prints on my feet, i'd die— chel
- I used to think a second cousin meant a cousin’s cousin.— Carlos Almonacid
- Someone told me that they cousin who used to think rain was God peeing.Anon