One time my mom told me that babies came from secret holes, and that's how I was born.
people still make fun of me for it.
A childhood belief about rude bits

others believed things like this
- I used to think that women had a secret door on their stomach that babies opened when they were bornAnon
- My mom and dad told me that the only way you could make babies was to love someone alot.Anon
- I used to believe that if you point at somebody you make holes in the air and the fairys fall over— Bob #1
- I used to believe that babies were born out our bellybuttons.Anon
- I don't know why, but I used to believe that babies were one year old when they were born o_O.Anon
- I used to believe that babies were born through the mom's mouth.
Don't know how I came up with that. — Makenna