The Nickel Creek song, "Spit On A Stranger", says "I could spit on a stranger, pull me out." (I don't get it, really.) Instead, when I was younger I reckoned it went, "I could shit on a stranger, oh meow."
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that a stranger was a man with an X on his coat— Gabe
- I used to believe that big grasshoppers would spit tobacco at you if you got too close to them.— Uni
- I used to believe that if I poked my grandfather in the belly-button he would spit out quarters. — Justin
- My Dad told me that Soy Sauce was made of grasshopper spit! I didn't eat it for YEARS!— TawnyKat
- i believed that michelle gayle's sweetness song contained the lyrics shade in sheep shit!— andrew
- i used to think nickel were work more than dime cause they were biggerAnon