my darling little sister used to think that "You are my sunshine" contained the following: "You are a clementine, clementine... grandpa!"
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- Rain contained snail eggs...mmmm— klaus
- I used to believe 'three bean salad' was an extremely small entree because it contained only three beans.— queeneve
- We were told at school by the evil dinner ladies that apple pips contained arsenic.....Anon
- In primary school, a whole bunch of kids including me believed that watermelon seeds contained ants. — Caff
- i believed that michelle gayle's sweetness song contained the lyrics shade in sheep shit!— andrew
- I used to think that grapefruits contained grapes, and you got grapes by cutting the grapefruit open.— Grapefruit