When I was little, I used to think that a girl peed out of her clitoris. Valid, I didn't know that it was called a clitoris, I thought it was a very small penis!
A childhood belief about rude bits

others believed things like this
- I used to think a clitoris was some sort of dinosaur.Anon
- We use to think the male organ (penis) was called a PUDDLE....
My twin sister and I both called it that...Anon - i used to think that if a girl and a boy peed in the same toilet a baby would grow in it.— hip hip
- Up until I was about 14, I always thought that the penis was called a "pickle."— Amanda
- I used to believe that if a girl swam in a public pool that a boy had peed in she would become pregnant— DarkSock
- when i was a little girl i asked santa for a penis for christmas. i thought it was a really awesome toy. — haha