My fiancé's brother thought Moby's "Lift Me Up" had a gay pride theme because instead of hearing "Lift me up, lift me up..." he heard "lesbian, lesbian". Now I hear that every time I listen to the song
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- I used to belive if someone liftes you up, and you lift them at the same time, you will float in the air.— D'Anthony
- I thought it was impossible for anyone to lift more than their own body weight. Just seemed to make sense..— Xenomorph
- My brother once referred to the neighbor as a lesbian (she was Lebanese...)Anon
- I never knew why boys had to lift up the toilet seat...until my friend told me that boys had bad aim.Anon
- I thought the song "Party Time" by Moby was actually saying "heart attack" (this was before I knew the title)— Elviessa
- I used to think that the actors on tv shows sang the show's theme song.Anon